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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Top 10 reasons why 1Malaysia will not work.....

#10. The only corruption that MACC knows how to catch is those not going to them or BN politicians...

#9. The P.D.R.M. or better known as Polis DiRaja UMNO, they are the licensed mafia of the Government...

#8. Judicial sytem that proves "Justice is fair and blind" but only if you have lots of it to buy the verdict in your favour...

#7. The existance of the Internal Security Act (ISA)...

#6. Worst, putting facist Datuk Syed Hamid Albar at the helm of the Home Ministry which has the authority to exercise the ISA...

#5. How will Malaysia be 1 when there are double standards...

#4. Too many 'keris' weilding political racist leaders running the country. The logo they chose symbolises exactly what they are, CROOKED!!!...

#3. How can it work when Malaysia keep celebrating the wrong National Day, 31st August instead of 16th September...

#2. Well frankly, all the nation's leaders are nothing but idiotic MORONS!!!...

And the #1 reason why 1Malaysia will not work.....
Malaysians are just too intelligent now to believe such a lame crap!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Story of Little Billy...

In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia.
Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that but she still wanted her son's dream to come true.
She took her son's hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?'
Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.'
Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.'
Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix . She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.
Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.'' They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix , so we can get them fast.'
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven.
There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van,and even the fire chief's car. He was also videotaped for the local news program.
Having his dream come true,with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor ? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is no fire?' 'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room ?'
About five minutes later ahook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window -------- 16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room!!
With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.
With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, 'Chief, am I really a fireman now ?'' Billy, you are, and The Head Chief, God, is holding your hand,' the chief said.
With those words, Billy smiled and said, 'I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.'
He closed his eyes one last time.
This is a true story.....

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Mothers love, the greatest love of all!!!

A story to share to all.....

My mom only had one eye.
I hated her... She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only has one eye!'
I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, 'If you're only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?'
My mom did not respond...I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard , got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts.
Then one day, my mother came to visit me. She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my children! 'GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!' And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,' and she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have......
"My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion but I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.
You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.
With all my love to you, your mother."
Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day will be their last, or your own. Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but will never find closure. And closure usually brings Peace...
I asked God, 'How do I get best out of life?'
God said, 'Face your past without regret. Handle you present with confidence. And prepare your future without fear'.

Happy mothers day to all the moms all over the world!!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Beware of fraudulent SMS and telephone calls requesting confirmation on credit card transactions

Bank Negara Malaysia would like to caution members of the public to be vigilant when receiving any calls or SMS claiming that it is from Bank Negara Malaysia or any commercial banks. The facts are:
*There is no department called "Unit Kad Kredit Palsu" in Bank Negara Malaysia
*8659-XXXX is not a Bank Negara Malaysia telephone line
*Bank Negara Malaysia will NEVER request for personal banking information through SMS or telephone calls.

Based on recent complaints received by Bank Negara Malaysia , there has been an increase in incidents of fraudsters making such calls and sending SMS to unknowing members of the public in order to fraudulently obtain their personal banking information, with the aim of siphoning monies from one's account. From Bank Negara Malaysia 's investigations, the modus operandi of the scam is as follows:
*Victim receives SMS or telephone call: Requesting victim to confirm a credit card transaction for the purchase of goods or services purportedly charged to the victim's credit card.
When victim calls the telephone number provided in the SMS, the fraudsters identify themselves as agents of a commercial bank, and again, ask the victim to confirm whether the credit card transaction had taken place. When victim informs the fraudster that he has no such credit card or transaction, the fraudster will start to sound concerned and will advise victim to lodge a report with Bank Negara Malaysia 's "Unit Kad Kredit Palsu", or with the commercial bank's "credit card management department". The fraudster will provide the victim with the telephone number for the "Unit Kad Kredit Palsu".
When victim calls the telephone number provided, they are greeted by a automated voice message which identifies the company as Bank Negara Malaysia, and the call will then be answered by someone claiming to be a Bank Negara Malaysia officer. This officer will request for information relating to the victim's banking and credit card accounts under the pretense of lodging a complaint on behalf of the victim.
The fraudsters now have sufficient information to illegally transfer funds out of the victim's bank account. Members of the public are reminded not to disclose their personal banking information to any unknown party without verification.

For further information, enquiries or complaints, members of the public may contact or visit: BNMTELELINK (Customer Contact Centre) Tel: 1-300-88-5465 Fax: (03)2174 1515 Email: http://aa.mc533.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=bnmtelelink@bnm.gov.my

BNMLINK (Walk-in Customer Service Centre) Block D, Bank Negara Malaysia Jalan Dato' Onn 50480 Kuala Lumpur (Business hours: Monday - Friday, 9:00 am - 5:00 pm)

ABMConnect (Hotline to Association of Banks in Malaysia ) Tel: 1-300-88-9980

Jokes and funny qoutes

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together of course.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!

Jokes and funny quotes

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating.
Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u?
To see if u really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

What's the difference between a bomb and a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Kitchen fire prevention

Watch the video...Then pass it on!.....THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE or house!
I never realized that a wet dishcloth can be a one size fits all lid to cover a fire in a pan! This is a dramatic video (30 seconds, very short) about how to deal with a common kitchen fire... heated oil in a frying pan. Read the following introduction, then watch the show... It's a real eye-opener!!At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz. cup at the end of a 10 foot pole, toss water onto the grease fire. The results got the attention of the students.The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom of hot oil in pan where it instantly becomes heated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out of the pan.
On the open field demonstration, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast. Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room, starting an instant fire in house.
Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire. One cup creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite.
This is a powerful message----watch the video and don't forget what you see. Tell your whole family about this video or better still, send this to them...!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Career options for superhero...

Some career options that superheroes can consider when they retire from saving the world.....














Friday, April 3, 2009

PKR's cry wolf tactics again

In the pass election ever since the Pakatan Rakyat alliance was formed, Parti Keadilan Rakyat or PKR under the leadership of Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim has always employed this tactic of having something 'unveiling' to announce.
The pass 'unveiling' announcements were nothing but mere farts and this 'cry wolf' tactic is starting to get old, moldy and lame. As the by-election for Bukit Selambau nears, PKR yet again has got some 'major surprise' to announce that they claim will determine the outcome of the said polls.
Think that those expecting a bomb of an announcement tonight will be nothing but passing wind into the night. Poor sympathizers of the party as usual will be bitterly disappointed again. PR has lost its political footing and all this said revelations are nothing but gimmicks to get crowds to attend their 'ceramahs' after all having a near empty 'ceramah' is even more embarrassing than losing the election.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Sarawak to be the richest state by 2030

This funny headline was taken from the online news portal of The Malaysian Insider. The statement was issued by none other than Sarawak's very own comedian, the State Chief Minister, Tan Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud at his 28th anniversary dinner as the head of the state.
Being a Sarawakian living in the state for all my living life so far, I am not too sure about Sarawak being the richest state by 2030 but I can definately vouch if the Chief Minister instead said that Sarawak to have the richest ministers and politicians in Malaysia by 2030. Now that is something I can relate to. Sarawak has an abundance of natural resources like petroleum and timber so why 2030, we should already be the richest state by now!!! Why we are not is because at this moment instead we have the richest ministers and politicians in Malaysia.
Yes yes Mr. Chief Minister, with all due respect and whole heartedly the sarcastic punt was intended...KNNCCB!!!

And the stupidity continues.....

Evident that when a disease has spread to the bone it is hard to cure. The disease mentioned here is stupidity and the bone refers to UMNO.
Right after UMNO's general election, an Islam based rehab plan was urged to be implemented to fight against corruption and money politics in the party. No wonder UMNO is slowly but surely dying. This goons just can't get it through their thick skulls can they. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the religion. The problem lies with the leaders that they have entrusted to lead the party. What good is religion when the person has no integrity and principles.
The new UMNO lineup only suggests that the corruption and money politics will only get worst. Very bad news for the little people in UMNO and the 'Rakyat' but much welcomed and good news for the Opposition. To improve, UMNO should stop blaming religion for their shortcomings and start realising that it is themselves that needs to take the blame and responsibilities for its failures.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Idiotic statements that make Malaysian politics and UMNO moronic

As the UMNO party general election is in progress, many have taken this opportunity to say some words all for the purpose of making oneself known by stealing some lime light. Sadly these attention grabbers only come up with nothing but moronic statements that further enhance their idiocy.
The hottest topic and most used propaganda in this edition of UMNO's general election was about the 'enshrined in the Constitution' Malay rights issue and the position of Islam. A Perlis delegate Jafri Othman, one of the many, called for the UMNO Supreme Council to revoke the suspension of Bukit Bendera UMNO Chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail. Jafri said that Ahmad was merely defending Malay rights and shouldn't be punished severely. Err...how does name calling other races as 'immigrant' helps defend the Malay rights??? Ahmad has already been punished lightly as no ISA action was taken against him for such serious seditious remarks.
Penang delegate Mohd Zaidi Mohd Said said Malay rights should be safeguarded at any cost and a Negri Sembilan delegate concurred with this statement saying that those who question the Malay supremacy should be put under ISA arrest. All goes to show that ISA is the Malaysian Government and UMNO Gestapo. Proves also that there is double standard in Malaysia, an UMNO incite racial tension but suspension that ensued is asked to be revoked whereas if a none Malay even questions the 'Ketuanan Melayu' they face the draconian Internal Security Act.
Mohd Zaidi also added that other races when hurting the feelings of the Malays can get away with it. He was refering to the 'UMNO celaka' from Karpal Singh and 'UMNO gila kuasa' statements by Lim Kit Siang. Of course they got away with it la you moron. Karpal and Lim clearly meant UMNO as in the political party and not the Malay race. The audacity Mohd Zaidi must have to assume that UMNO is the Malay race. The assumption of such a thought and the inability for him to differentiate between the two is an embarrassment not only to him but his teachers as obviously he was not taught well.
Kelantan delegate Mohd Afendi Yusof then condemned those who insulted and challenged the royal monarchy. He even said that others do not understand that Islam teaches Malays to respect royalty. Ironically UMNO was the very first to challenge the royal monarchy when they pushed the bill through Parliament to revoke the Sultan's immunity. This fellow is a super duper idiot who enjoys slapping himself in the face and has just embarrass Islam with his pea brained statement.
One thing that is even clearer in UMNO than the corruption and money politics in the party is idiocy beyond stupidity. To get ahead in the party you just got to talk lots of loud bullshit trash. Knowing or understanding the facts and meaning is not even secondary, it's not needed at all. Oh ya, ambushing a wheelchair bound senior citizen with 20 to 30 supporters will etch your name in the party's folklore legend. Add in abusive and threatening words together with some pushing will gain you cult hero status. To achieve the state of nirvana and enlightenment in UMNO, one must go through the gruelling ritual of waving and 'keris' kissing with the shout of 'running blood of immigrants through it'. Idiots, nothing but childish morons. I do wonder still how the hell do we let these bunch of goons lead our country.
UMNO idiots even claim that DAP is very slick and use Malays for their own agenda and is embarrassed to see Malays falling for their tricks. Actually DAP is not very slick but only needs to employ child's play tactics as UMNO is just too dumb to counter it. The embarrassment is not other Malays seeing the light and join other political parties to fight against UMNO but that UMNO is using their very own Malay race to gain political mileage and to extravagantly feed their own stomachs.
Most ironic of all is in the midst of all this moronic statements being issued, the UMNO leaders have been chiding the opposition about not passing a new amended Human Rights Bill through Parliament. Here they are trash talking the Opposition but contradictingly they are defending the 'Malay Supremacy'. So what equal human rights is there in the 'Ketuanan Melayu'???
Credit should be given to UMNO though for since the day of its inception, they have always been consistent. Consistently lying, cheating, conniving, scheming, oppressing and marginalising for their own benefits. Looking at the lineup set to lead UMNO after their election, their consistency is set to continue. Sadly it is not good news for the 'Rakyat' as we are the ones that have to pay and suffer the brunt of their stupidity.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Live footage of robbery at Taman Maluri



A live robbery happening in Taman Maluri caught on the victim's home CCTV on 16.03.2009.

Please do take extra precaution as nowadays crime is on the rise. Be more alert of your surroundings and be safe.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

EARTH HOUR


Come this 28th March 2009, let us all switch off our lights for 60 minutes (1 hour) beginning from 8.30pm to 9.30pm (Malaysian Time) as a sign of our support against global warming. Spread the word and let us all do a little part to save mother EARTH!!!


Tuesday, March 17, 2009



Above is a very nice 'pondok polis' situated in Tabuan Jaya. It really is nice, neat and new isn't it. Phone lines are available and even equipped with an air-cond. Far cry from the old days when the 'pondok' was just a run down shack looking like it will collapse anytime.
But there is something missing if you look closely. Found what is missing yet???
If you guessed the police personnel that is missing then you are right. What bloody good is a 'pondok polis' without policemen?!!! I'm sure the 'pondok' must have costs us taxpayers tens of thousands to build and I'm sure it was not build for the sole purpose of being a structure to beautify the landscape of Tabuan Jaya.
Crime in Tabuan area is pretty high and most residence will agree to this statement. I myself live in Tabuan Jaya and my house have been broken into 3 times in the last 2 years and my car stolen once right in front of my house!!! Irony of it all is that my house is only 3 to 4 lanes away from this 'pondok polis'.
I'm sure many others have suffered from the same fate. With just a gentle tap on the head of our area representative or MP from all those that have suffered from these ordeals, it'll probably cause he or she to suffer from a concussion!!! So those who are familiar and knows the said government officials, please do give them a hard kick in the butt first then inquire from them why is the Tabuan Jaya 'polis pondok' void of policemen?!!

Monday, March 9, 2009

When you get the corrupted to guard against corruption, the MACC is what you get.

In his attempt to leave his legacy as not to be the lamest Prime Minister ever to lead Malaysia, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi brain stormed the idea of the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission. Set to be his greatest and defining achievement in his rather short term as the premier of Malaysia, MACC as all his other efforts has blown up right in his face.

Once thought as a positive and bold move by Badawi as he pushed hard for the bill for the establishment of the MACC through Parliament and finally getting the green light to proceed, many Malaysians welcomed the the commission as maybe, just maybe, the rampant corruption and power abuse might be kept in check. Till date the MACC instead of looking like a genius brain child of the PM looks like nothing but a lump of UMNO excreted poo.

Some pity should be shown to him after all he can't be blamed for being born some what short of a few marbles in the space between his ears. The thing that he is guilty of is his inability to learn from his past mistakes. The people that he have kept close to him and entrust to assist him in leading the country has all come back and bit him in the arse. His DPM, the snake Najib and the chief commissioner of MACC, Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan are all spineless crooks. Poors Badawi though as honestly there are no loyals among his ranks.

The MACC has proven that there will be no chance for a democratic and transparent government in Malaysia as long as BN and UMNO remains in power. The MACC's final outcome on their investigations into irregularities in UMNO has found the party to be clean, pure and pristine party only goes to show that MACC themselves should be investigated.

Prove of MACC is as corrupted is the very next day after they release the public statement of UMNO being free of any money politics and power abuse is an aide of a top minister in UMNO was caught with RM50,000 in his car. Of course it'll be hard for them to prove that the money will be used for buying votes as the UMNO general election nears. All the same, it'll be interesting to see what the MACC concludes what the money is for after their investigations. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be good reading for a laugh.....

Monday, March 2, 2009

M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

Funny joke about Dr. Mahathir name and the acronymn it can stand for...Hahaha!!! Just a harmless joke and hope it doesn't pisses him off. Read and enjoy...

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia - One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia.

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country.

Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M: But Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.

Dr M: What! why him?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.

Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly.

This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.

Subject:M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R This is a new acronymn... stands for:

M -Must
A -Always
H -Hantam
A -Abdullah
T -Till
H -He
I -Is
R -Removed

Sunday, February 22, 2009

It just ain't worth 20sen

A few nights ago on the 20th February 2009, the annual Sarawak Hornbill Award was held at the Riverside Majestic's Sarawak Chamber function hall. It is an event where the Sarawak Tourism Board together with the state tourism ministry pay tribute and award various individuals, government and non-government organisation and private companies for their contributions towards promoting and enchancing Sarawak as a tourist destination.

The dinner was a grand and formal event, men dressed in suit and tie, ladies in evening gowns and the ballroom was decorated with black and yellow ribbons, balloons and flowers. The award cum dinner night was graced with the presence of the Sarawak Chief Minister Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud and other minnisters and VIPs. As guest indulge in the 'looks tasty only but taste like sh*t' food being served they were accompanied by music and performance by the St. Joseph school marching band.

Of course the main event, the awards presentation ensued. Many were given out for outstanding in this and in that but the most notable was the award for the cleaness public toilet which was awarded to the Sibu Municipal Council. Now, how many have actually visited the public restrooms in Sibu. I personally have not been there for quite sometime but friends that frequent the town on business trips have told me of the public amenities there. So the horrifying fact now is that if it is as bad as they descripted then the other public restrooms in other towns and cities in the state must be frightful.

The embarassing fact would be the thought that the public toilets in the capitol city of kuching is beyond mentioning till they can't even beat Sibu's. I am sure that those that have patronised the public restrooms here knows what I'm talking about. How many times have we when answering the call of nature and had to use one of these toilets have hurriedly walked in, hold their breaths, focus on the relieving job at hand and just high tail out of there as soon as possible even without bothering to wash one's hands. I joke you not, the experience is just traumatic.

Having two municipal councils here in Kuching, namely MBKS and DBKU, is as good as having none. What have us taxpayer's money budgeted to these councils gone too??? What is the purpose of the entrance fee paid to use these restroom used for if not for the maintenance of it??? Those toilet attendances and cleaners that earn salary from the council are there for what purpose if not to keep the cleanliness of the restrooms in check???

Millions of Ringgit every year is budgeted and invested into the tourism sector and it would be a shame if the conditions of these public toilet becomes the turn off factor. I do hope that the municipal council officers that were present during the dinner would take to heart and put in some effort to improve the conditions of these said restrooms. However, until they do I refuse to pay for the entrance fee of 20 sens that they are charging because frankly they just don't bloody deserve it.

Oh ya, another traumatising thing about that night was the emcee of the event. A very well dress and decent looking lady I must say. Her english sounded good all but all until she pronounced ensemble and yachting. She was by no means even near. For such an elegant and obviously money wasting function, why oh why did the organisers had to get such an English ignorant emcee. Guess after all the budget that was allocated for the dinner went into the decorations and pockets of some, they just didn't have enough left to get a proper English speaking emcee.

Food as medicine

HEADACHE? EAT FISH! Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches. So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT! Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season. Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA! Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!


INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY! Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.
ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!! Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).
ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!! Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)
UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!! Bananas will settle an upset stomach. Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.
BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!! High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.
BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!! Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.
PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!! Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.
MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS! Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.
COLDS? EAT GARLIC! Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)
COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!! A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.
BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.
LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!! A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.
ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!! Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES! Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)
CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO! Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!! Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure. Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.
BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!! The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar. Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)
Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)
Guava & Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)

Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Najis in Kuching

No wonder there is a sudden stench around the cat city. Literally Kuching pooped and out came Najis. For the next 3 days Kuching will reek of shit as the incoming Prime Minister is here for an official visit.

Najib will meet with Sarawak Barisan Nasional leaders at the Hilton Hotel, Kuching at 9am tomorrow before attending the investiture ceremony in conjunction with the 45th anniversary celebration of Sarawak's Progress in Malaysia at the Astana Banquet Hall in Petra Jaya at 11.30am, with Sarawak Yang Dipertua Negeri Tun Abang Muhammad Salahuddin Abang Barieng conferring the awards.

In the afternoon, Najib will hand over financial aid under the 2009 National Economy Stimulus Package to government-assisted mission schools of Sarawak and Sabah at the James Wong Kim Min Hall, SMK St. Thomas, Kuching and attend a function with the Bidayuh community at the Dayak Bidayuh Nasional Association headquarters in Jalan Kumpang, off Jalan Ong Tiang Swee, here.

Tomorrow night, the deputy prime minister will close the Islamic Congress organised by the Sarawak Islamic Religious Department at the Riverside Majestic Hotel.

Najib will visit Miri on Friday where he will hand over welfare aid to natural disaster victims at Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Niah in the morning, and in the evening he will also hand over welfare aid to disaster victims at the Malaysian Red Crescent Society's Miri branch premises before returning to Kuala Lumpur.

Well, to sum it all up in simple and true words, Najis is here to collect dues. Wonder how much more richer is he going to be when he leaves???

Monday, February 9, 2009

'The Star' gets the tender to polish Najis

It seems like throughout the coming tenure of Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, 'The Star' newspaper has been awarded the task of polishing and keeping the new PM's credibility in good light. This can be seen already in the publishing of an article about Najib adopting a 'people first' leadership style. It raises question what perks are the editor and newspaper getting in return for their hypocritical ass sucking up to the new Commander and Chief of Malaysia and his administration.

As we all know that the Malaysian freedom of the press in reporting the truth is worth as much as a sleeveless shirt is to an Eskimo, most if not all newspaper here in controlled by the 'Gestapo' inspired Government. History has shown that CEOs and editors of major newspaper in the country are cronies of the Prime Minister at the time. These principle lacking editors will then filter and spin the truth to polish and shine the Government. Anymore of such polishing our incoming bald dumb ass PM's head will glow in the dark!!! Those who oppose, well, not so lucky they are as they will find themselves at the end where the warm dog shit oozes out as they are misquoted, scrutinised, condemned and criticised. Nowadays the RM1 or so spent on buying the papers is not worth it as the only truth you can read is in the orbituary, comic and sports pages.

In the recent article about Najib, it was reported that he met up with editors to explain his coming Government policies and in return he gets insights of what Malaysians want and expects. Najib was said to be keenly interested in understanding the Rakyat so he will be a better leader and to improve UMNO and BN to form a strong, for the best of the people oriented Government. What a load of crock!!! What majority of the Rakyat want is equality among all the races, less corruption, abolishment of the 'Ketuanan Melayu' ideology and the Internal Security Act just to name a few. It doesn't take rocket science to know what WE WANT.

There is no need to meet up with editors because they are filled with more shit than a septic tank. If the brainless bald headed twit wants to know and understand more about the Rakyat then he sould decend from his self proclaimed above all pedestial and come down to our daily oppressed and marginalised, humble level. Down here is where he can see better for himself the hardship that we have to go through everyday. This is the best and only way if Najib or any country's leader for that matter that is genuinely interested in the welfare of its people to get an untainted view of what is going on. Looking down from up there his vision will only be clouded and his vision blurred by his corrupt and crooked cronies.

Come and join us Mr. Razak and get a taste of us commoners daily life's struggles and you'll be enlightened. Don't know what the goons in your close proximity have been telling you sir, but rest assure mingling with the Rakyat won't infect you with leprosy. Instead you'll leave with the true meaning and spirit of being a Malaysian, then and only then will you be a great leader.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Malaysia - The best example of power abuse

If any countries' leaders, politicians and authorities needs lessons on misuse and abuse of power, they should come to Malaysia. At worst for a slow damp brained learner it'll probably only take a month before they can proudly graduate from here with a Masters Degree in Mismanagement of Power.

We've all come to know about our country's leaders, ministers, politicians and police abusing their powers to gain benefits for themselves. Now not wanting to be left out are the prison guards.

Brutality and sexual harrassments by the Kajang prison guards has caused as many as 92 Acehnese inmates go on hunger strike to demonstrate against such atrocities against them. When rumours first surfaced on the hunger strike the prison officials even tried to deny it. The Coordinator of Peace and Justice for Aceh when inquired about the reports was told of no such thing by the prison officials in their attempt to cover up their misdeeds.

Now that the Indonesian embassy has been notified of such atrocities and hopefully with the assistances of the Malaysian Government they can bring to justice those inhumane prison guards and officials that abuse their powers to satisfy their feitish and sexual lusts.

Barred MP's application to sue the Sarawak Government thrown out

Padang Serai's MP N. Gobalakrishnan's application to sue the Sarawak Government for refusing his entry into the state December last year was thrown out by the court. Judicial Commissioner Rodzariah Bujang in dismissing the application, ruled that the Immigration Act did not allow for such review by any court unless procedural requirements had been breached.

The Sarawak Government without any reason whatsoever in denying a person with valid travel documents entry is not a breach then what is?!! By saying that the "Immigration Act did not allow for such review by any court" implies that the Immigration Act is above all constitutional and human rights and also even the law.

The Judicial Commissioner should have just said that in Sarawak the BN Government is the law and she doesn't have the balls (Yeah, I know she literally doesn't have any) to rule against them. Probably that truth would have been easier for the MP and us to accept and digest.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Shocking statistics!!!

A quarter of the 10 million chidren in Malaysia are believed to be victims of sexual abuse but of these 2.5 nillion only 3,000 cases a year are reported to the authorities!!!

Such shocking stats this is. Malaysia should look into rape not only in minors but in adult cases too and implement stronger laws and punishment against those found guilty of this heinous crime.

Parliament should pass into law that all convicted rapist should be castrate so they can never commit it ever again and it maybe a small incomparable justice for the victims who for a lifetime will have to live through the trauma but instead lawmakers only interested in passing laws banning 'yoga' and Valentine's Day.

Know why in Malaysia there is no need for a circus troupe, because we have our Parliament!!!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Murders and more murders in Malaysia

Crime in Malaysia especially murder cases has been on the rise. This once very safe country is now no better than the US where murder is a daily norm.

Alarming is the age of the victims and the murderers. They are all so young. Most recent is a 17 year old girl in Alor Setar was murdered then her body was thrown into the dumpster. Her arms, legs and her hair was found partly charred as her assailants attempted to burn her body. Autopsy showed that she was murdered by a blow to her head with a blunt object.

Hot air Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar the Minister in the Home Ministry should be held to question on the rise in such serious crimes. If he can't come up with effective counter measures then this bald bloody fool should be sacked along with the Commissioner of Police. Obviously they aren't doing their jobs at all and are just plain incompetent.

Barred MP to sue Sarawak Government

Padang Serai MP N. Gobalakrishnan is challenging the Sarawak Immigration Department on barring him entry into the state in December last year. He named the Immigration Director of Sarawak as the first respondent, Sarawak State Secretary and the Sarawak State Government as the second and third respondents respectively.

Gobalakrishnan was served with a notice of refusal entry upon his arrival at the Kuching International Airport on Christmas eve last year. He was understood to have planned to spend Christmas with his adopted Iban parents in Kapit. The MP took the next available flight out after his entry was denied. Reasons given to him was that he was not a Sarawakian and therefore needed a permit to enter the state.

Gobalakrishnan was in the state for holidays and not for official duties neither was he a criminal nor a terrorist so what permit does this Malaysian needs other than his valid passport like other non Sarawakian Malaysians. Inline with the Constitution of Malaysia, Sarawak was granted independent rule and law over its immigration but this refusal of entry is just a blatant abuse of power and should be punished accordingly.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Gong Xi Fatt Chai!!!


As the Chinese Lunar calender draws to a close for 2008, I would like to wish all a Happy Chinese New Year!!! As the lunar calender 2009 begins, may this new year bring you much joy and happiness, peace and prosperity, health and wealth.....CHEERS!!!

Gong Xi Fatt Chai!!!
Gung Hei Fatt Choi!!!
Happy Chinese New Year!!!
Selamat Tahun Baru Cina!!!

KWSP scam!!!

This is another method for KWSP to steal our money!!!

Remember during Budget 2008 announcement last year, our Finance Minister (cum PM) announced that in order to assist KWSP members to reduce the burden in housing loan repayment, KWSP will allow monthly withdrawal from members' A/C II for the purpose?

Sounds like a nice idea! When you apply for the monthly withdrawal, you only need to provide KWSP your housing loan & instalment details from your bank and the bank a/c that you like KWSP to bank the monthly withdrawal into it. KWSP will approve your application based on the available amount in your A/C II and compute the withdrawal period by dividing the approved amount with the monthly instalment amount. Application process takes about a month and you will receive the monthly payout promptly into your bank a/c!

Well everything appears to be nice and good. It was indeed a noble plan until you take to close look at your KWSP Statement! The withdrawal plan is actually a SCAM!

This is how the KWSP SCAM works.......Assuming you have RM100,000 in your A/C II and your housing loan monthly instalment is RM2,000/mth. KWSP will approve your application of withdrawal from your A/C II of RM100,000 and pay you RM2,000/mth for the next 50mths.

Everything appears to be in order BUT.......What KWSP didn't highlight to you is that when the application was approved, the TOTAL AMOUNT (RM100,000) is removed from your A/C II!

It appears to be transfered to an unknown a/c to effect the monthly payment from there. The impact to the member are as follows :-

  1. You just lost RM100,000 from yr A/C II. Assuming the KWSP Dividend is 5%, you will lose RM4,000 in dividend during the 1st year. Based on the above example you will lose RM10,000 over the 50 mths period!2. There is no statement to account for the amount approved vs amount paid, hence you would need to keep the monthly payment vouchers to reconcile against the approved amount over the 50mths period to ensure there is no missing amount!
  2. Assuming there are 100,000 members who innocently fell prey to this SCAM, based on the above example, KWSP would have cheated the members of 100,000 X RM10,000 = RM1,000,000,000 (that's RM1 BILLION) over the period! Furthermore, if you discovered this SCAM early and intend to stop the plan, KWSP would not allow any cancellation of the plan until at least 1 year. That would mean, once the application is approved, based on the above example, you would have lost RM4,000. 100,000 members would have lost 100,000 X RM4,000 = RM400,000,000 (RM400 MILLION) in One Year!!!

If you're a victim of this KWSP SCAM, I would suggest you call your MP to raise hell in Parliament! For others who have not fallen into this SCAM, please continue to watch out and alert your family members & friends about this.

HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOW ITS AGENCY TASKED WITH SAFEGUARIDNG ITS CITIZEN'S HARD EARNED MONEY TO CHEAT ITS MEMBERS IN THIS MANNER???

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Malaysia - The land of idiotic laws

Just like any other sovereign country, Malaysia has its many laws and regulations too. We probably have one of the most compared to other countries. Good to keep peace in our multi-racial country one might say and I tend to concur except when it just gets plain bloody stupid and ridiculous. Here are the 2 most recently exercised idiotic laws.

Law #1: It is a road safety law and after much resources spent on researching and tests, Malaysian road transport department together with the traffic police started to enforce laws that require the back seat passengers of vehicles to buckle up. It is for the safety of both front and rear passenger so why not right. Makes sense and anything that can save lives is always good isn't it.

So if its all good then why say idiotic???

Well, the authorities are saying now that because rear seat belts can only install to a maximum of 3 so the fourth passenger is exempted from wearing it. Indirectly it is implying that the fourth passenger in the back seat is not and will not endanger their own lives and the lives of the people seating in front upon collision.

Is the Government also implying that we can have a fourth passenger at the back??? Actually what would happen if you were stopped over by the authorities is, firstly, they would check that front seat passengers are buckled up then secondly check the rear seat passengers. As the rear seat belt law does not comply to the fourth passenger so they are off the hook but then you're still slapped with a traffic violation and summoned. Why??? What for??? It is because your vehicle registration card clearly states only 5 persons are allowed in a vehicle when mobile and on the road. So your ticket is for overloading!!!

Law #2: This is even more a joke than the first but it doesn't concern all Malaysians as yet unless you are a Muslim or until the day that PAS actually wins the general election and implements its hudud and qisas laws. What happened was a man and a woman, both Muslims, in separate cases was recently sentenced in Syariah court for drinking alcohol. The punishment was 6 canes of the 'rotan' and a RM5,000 fine. The canning was also ordered to take place in a prison. Why prison, I mean they are not by any means a criminal now are they. The rotan to be used is to be of not more than 1.22 metres (4 feet) long and not more than 1.25 centimetres (half an inch) thick. It is good that a religion does not compromise against those who go against its teachings but isn't the punishment for such a little misdemeanour too severe. That kind of punishment is almost equivalent to that of a rapist. Malaysia prides itself for its communities that are modern, civilised and intelligent but law makers are making a joke out of us by still practicing such back dated laws.

There are many laws in Malaysia may it be the common civil laws or religious laws that the penalty for breaking them is just bloody moronic as the idiots that passed them through Parliament. Misdemeanour of drinking punishable by canning but you get nothing but a slap on the wrist for crimes like burglary and thieve. Punishments in Malaysia just doesn't fit the crime. Real criminals should be the ones punished severely and deserved to the 'rotan' and not the ones that drink alcohol, don't you think so.....

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

It’s ok if the Government but if it’s the Opposition then it is not

One of the most telling factors that you know you might have chosen to be on the wrong side is that your opposite counter part gets whatever he or she wants.

That is what the 15 Pakatan Rakyat leaders must have been thinking when their party approved the purchase of RM130,000.00 Toyota Camrys each for their official use. This deal would cost the party about RM2million and has come under scrutiny from Barisan Nasional. Being the opportunist that BN are, Pakatan Rakyat has been accused of minding their own welfare more than that of the people. Datuk Seri Dr Khir Toyo was quick to the draw and seize this issue to criticize the opposition coalition.

It is quite audacious actually for Toyo to criticize such purchases as when he was the Menteri Besar of Selangor, he approved a purchase of 1 unit Mercedes S350L worth almost RM1million for his personal use with the funds from Kumpulan Darul Ehsan Berhad. The Selangor state government had to bear that extravagant purchase and in the end the ones really paying for their luxuries is us, the tax paying Malaysians.

Monday, January 12, 2009

The empty Cola can making noise (Part #3)

N - No
A - Action
T - Talk
O - Only

What is it with nation leaders of the world. Once a full blooded war has broken out they think that by just showering the offensive party with condemning and crucifying comments will stop the onslaught and bring peace.

When a nation has committed to war there is little reasoning left in their rationale. What use is there issuing unpleasant comments at them as if they going to care. If they were so conscious about what other countries think of them, they would not have turned to such brutal hostilities in the first place. It has now come to the stage that sanctions and embargos might have some effect though it does seem rather slim the chances. Probably the only way now to stop Israel's offensive is to have other countries unite their military and threaten the Jewish state to stop its brutality on Palestine or face a massive counter offensive strike themselves. Not an ideal solution but still a solution it is nonetheless. The world has to come to the fact that Israel wants to rid of the Hamas Gaza strip once and for all and threats without physical military intentions will not stop them. Only way for the atrocities to stop is to mount a military counter offensive warning against them back.

Malaysian leaders are still bent on making comments and worst, now asking other countries' leaders to join in. Most recently, Datuk Seri Shafie Apdal has called for world leaders and international bodies to condemn Israel. He has even gone to the point of writing letters requesting for it. It's a wonder how he thinks that condemnation of words will stop the war. The pen maybe mightier than the sword but if in a hands of an idiot, it is still just a pen. Harsh words have not worked so far and is not going to work anymore at this stage of the conflict.

A special Parliament sitting was held by our country's leaders and they unanimously condemned the Israeli attacks. It took them 7 hours to come up with that fact. Wow!!! What an enlightened revelation!!! Stupid pricks, action is now needed and not talk and more talk. They did come up with a 10-point resolution on the crisis though. Contents of the resolution are pretty good I must say but the usual Malaysian way is still clear to see, all talk and requesting stuffs but having others to initiate the plan. Malaysian leaders should just give it a rest if not going to take any physical action and just shut up. Parliament should just convene back to discussing domestic issues which already they can solve let alone solving a war.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The empty Cola can making noise (NATO #2)

N - No
A - Action
T - Talk
O - Only

Parliament in Malaysia will convene a special session on Monday to discuss Israel's invasion of the Palestine Gaza strip.

Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Rais Yatim said the cabinet had decided to call for it because of concerns over the brutal attack by Israel. The Malaysian Foreign Minister even had the audacity to say that the Parliament sitting on the Middle East crisis shows Malaysia's commitment to find a solution to resolve the issue. Talk about self proclaimed greatness. Hope he knows that a said goal without action is nothing but a mere wish.

Complaints of not enough debate time on issues are commonly heard in the Parliament and now the cabinet wants to discuss about other countries' problems. Our contry is facing economic difficulties and floods caused by excessive rain fall but instead they want to waste our country's time and resources on a conflict that doesn't concern or will benefit us at all.

What Malaysia should do is ship these idiots to the Gaza strip since they claim that they are so committed to the Palestinian cause and if they like it there then they can jolly well stay there.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The empty Cola can making noise (NATO #1)

N - No
A - Action
T - Talk
O - Only

Malaysia has given the United Nations' Security Council an ultimatum to come up with a resolution to condemn Israel on its brutal aggression against Palestine.

Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Rais Yatim said that if the body failed to do so then Malaysia would then "full steam ahead" to initiate a special session of the UN General Assembly to discuss Israel's invasion of the Gaza strip.

Pretty impressive that Malaysia is standing its ground and pushing the UN body to take action but what is Malaysia really able or going to do about the crisis??? Are Malaysia just like always just full of hot air talk or are we going to send our obese bellied rusty military into the war zone???

Very likely as usually Malaysia will do nothing at all but sit around everyday making comments to the media with intentions of gaining some popularity brownie points for their political benefits and purposes only. Normal la.....Malaysian politicians ba, the bandwagon free loading scums!!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

A wiseman’s solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict – DON’T drink Coca Cola!!!

The on going war between Israel and Palestine have seen nation leaders all over the world criticize Israel for their continued brutal attacks on Palestine. Many have asked for UN intervention and some have asked of US assistance to end the war.

This conflict has been reging on for decades and many peace proposals have been rejected by both parties. It has been a frustrating and fruitless attempt for many nations that have tried to broker peace between the two countries. Pity to the civilians of both countries, they probably don’t know the meaning of peace. Their countries have been engaged in hostilities for decades past and unfortunately it seems, for decades to come too.

The future for this innocent lives seems bleak but now there is hope as a wise Malaysian may have at last found the solution. It’s a solution so simple and yet without any violence that it is a wonder how come it has eluded so many great minds. Full credit and even maybe the Nobel Peace Prize should be given to our ex-Prime Minister Dr. M and his award winning solution is – “Just stop drinking Coca Cola!!!”. His exact words were, “They will not die if they do not drink Coca Cola”. Don’t be fooled by the Dr. in front of the “M” because he does sound more like he is talking about a medical condition doesn’t he than about a peace solution to war.

Maybe Dr. M should heed his own advice and lay off some of the dark colour happy juice. Seems like the soft drink has made our ex-PM somewhat soft in the head. Yes, Coca Cola is an American company and our purchases of the product in turn gives the company profit which generates into taxable income taxes that is paid and used to finance the American government and its ministry. This war is between Israel and Palestine so what is it got to do with the US since Dr. M himself have said that this war has got nothing to do with race or religion. If that is the case then what does America wants from Palestine to get involve, not like that country is rich with natural resources for the US to plunder unlike Iraq.

Sharing Dr. M’s views is the Muslim Consumer Association which has since boycotted about 150 products from Jewish and American companies as a protest against the Israeli brutality. Always leave it to Malaysians to make a race and religion issue out of everything. The association’s secretary general Datuk Dr. Ma’amor Osman said, “The move was made because there were many times Israel was asked to respect a country’s principles and sovereignty by not acting in primitive ways. However, they have never given a positive response as America has always supported Israel’s insolence”.

There is rational in boycotting Israeli products but what logic is there in the boycott of American exports. Last I checked America has refused to get involve in this war. It is true that the US has always been a strong supporter of Israel but not this time. So how can a country be condemned for sitting on the fence and opting not to get involved??? Isn’t this the country’s sovereignty rights that the association is harping on??? Malaysia has never contributed anything in the peace process attempts so what right have we in passing judgement?!!! We should be the last country to open our mouths to criticize others.

In the past whenever America gets involved in other countries’ issues they were always criticized especially by our nation’s leaders and were even tag as a bully superpower country. Now the US chooses to be neutral and not involve itself they are also criticized by our leaders. So what the hell do we want them to do??? This also wrong, that also wrong. Guess there is truth in the saying that you’ll be damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

As a Malaysian citizen, I personally would prefer our country’s leaders to just shut up about other countries’ affairs that doesn’t concern or benefit us. There are more domestic issues for our Government to address their fullest attention to than being a busy body scrutinizing and criticizing others. If Malaysia wants to butt into other people’s business then make sure everything back home is fine and dandy first. It is typical Malaysian Government hypocrisy to condemn others when internally we are not so well off ourselves. Probably also a gimmick to shift attention away from the troubles here.

It is quite embarrassing to see our leaders’ continuous punt at other countries and act like the big brother of all Islamic countries. The real developed and rich Islamic countries like Dubai, Kuwait, just to name a few, are less animated than us. They couldn’t be bothered about it and to think geographically they are even closer to the war than we are. Our bitching mouthed leaders have really turned our country into the empty Coca Cola can that always makes the most noise.

Malaysia gifts Palestine US1million while millions of Malaysians get high taxes

Big fan of war, violence and hostilities I am not and it saddens me to read about the hardship that the Palestinians are going through. It is unfortunate that their country is engulfed in such atrocious inhumane conditions now. Everyday lives are lost, women, children, babies and infants are not spared from this perils as Israel continues its assault on the country.

What at first seemed to be a return of compliment at the Palestine, Israel has now upped a gear and it is more of an invasion now as ground troops and tanks have been deployed. Till date about 500 Palestinians and 4 Israelis have been killed and with seemingly no end to the hostilities in sight, death tolls will sure continue to rise. A lesson to be learned that this is what happens when you supply a bunch of idiots with weapons.

All over the world people have been condemning the military action of the Israelis. I too is in agreement with the views of the majority that the Isreali attacks have been brutal, inhumane and should cease immediately. War never should be an option in any kind of situation or crisis. Lives will be lost, properties damaged and the only one that stands to gain in all this chaos is the arm dealers. Victory though might award the country’s leader immortality in history but being politicians that they are, they wouldn’t mind it even though they have blood on their hands.

Having said this though it is ironic that none has condemn the Palestine government for their stupidity since it was them that drew first blood in this recent out break of hostilities. The Palestinians were the ones that let fly 2 rockets into Israel and killed 4 Isreali civilians. Though it does not justify the brutal counter fire from Israel but it was the Palestine government themselves courting with disaster. I mean you can’t possibly be that dumb as to shoot rockets into people’s backyard and not expect any serious repercussions. The fate that have befallen their country and the lives of their many innocent civilians are pretty much all of their own doing. Honestly think about it, if we were Israel, won’t we be doing the same???

Our country Malaysia has also jumped on the bandwagon at criticizing and condemning Israel. Everyday so far you can read of our ministers and politicians, both government and opposition, having a go at Israel. Needless to say we all know why the sudden relentless condemnation of Israel, because election is in the air. Sad that they are merely using other people’s misfortune to gain popularity as the Kuala Terengganu by-election nears. There is also another 2 probable reasons.

First of the other 2 reasons for Malaysia being so vocal is that the fact Malaysia just hates America and the American have always supported Israel in the past. Second probable reason could be that Palestine is a Muslim country. If memory serves me right, Malaysian government has never given a cent to any other non-Muslim country as relief aid for war.

This point can be validated by the fact that our Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has approved a US1million help package to Palestine despite there are millions of Malaysians still living in poverty especially in states of Sabah and Sarawak. These communities have been living without the bare necessities for generations and our Government is instead giving more than RM3million to other country. Just to make themselves look good the Malaysian Government has once again neglected the needs of the many Malaysians.

Another point to mention of our Government’s continuous neglect is that currently a few states in Malaysia is going through bad flooding and won’t that RM3.8million be much of an aid and relief to the victims. Residents of an old folks home in Kulim has even publicly criticized the government for not sending them any help. It was understood that all these senior aged Malaysians had to evacuate themselves. Don’t these Malaysians deserve aid and assistance first before our Government tries to save the world??? Weren’t they the Government elected and they themselves have sworn to safe guard the well being of every Malaysian??? Seeing the ant across the river but failing to see the elephant standing in front of their eyes is the classic short comings of the retarded mentality that our Government is suffering from.

Apart from that, with our country facing economic slowdown and the prospect of hundreds of thousand Malaysians in risks of losing their jobs in the near future, one does wonder if the RM3.8million was money well spent. I am pretty sure Malaysian taxpayers are not fond of the fact that as trying times are near, our resources have been nonchalantly given away by our Government. It would be a real bitch if at the end the Government comes back saying it lacks funds and starts increasing or creating new taxes and increasing fuel prices. Knowing our flip flopping Government, that is what they are capable of doing. In the end, as usual the Rakyat is the ones that falls victim to the idiocy of the morons administering the country.

Being Malaysian, I am sure we are all used to the fact that not being a part of the crony chain of the Government goons, we will just have to continue to fend for ourselves as we have always done all this while. Help from our Government is the last thing we have all come to learn to expect. The Government whether the present or the new isn’t going to change despite all the promises and what not. It has been more than 5 decades of the same old same old so what is going to make this 2008 global economic slowdown change anything in Malaysia, or who will make the change, Najib? UMNO? Anwar? PAS? Pakatan Rakyat??? By the look of things so far, sadly to say but…..susah la!!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Dark secret about the Thai glutinous rice


The water in the left bowl turned black after it was soaked with black glutinous rice bought from Thailand
Watch out if you're buying black glutinous rice in Thailand. It could be just plain white rice dyed black.

Housewife Tan Siew Sin, of Taman Sri Emas, brought back some black glutinous rice from a vacation in Thailand recently, only to discover its dark secret when she soaked it to clean it.
"The water became as dark as black ink."I soaked it repeatedly but the water remained black in colour."
I went to a sundry shop and bought a bag of local black glutinous rice and soaked it in water to compare. The water remained clear," she said.

Tan brought her complaint to Bentayan state assemblyman Gwee Tong Hiang yesterday. She said she broke a few grains of the rice from both batches. The Thai rice was white on the inside while the local version was the same as the outside.
She suspected the rice had been dyed to fetch a higher price.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Jika anda dirompak dan dipaksa keluar wang ATM


Sekiranya anda dirompak dan dipaksa untuk mengeluarkan wang akaun anda daripada mesin ATM, anda boleh meminta bantuan cara senyap dengan memasukkan no. Pin anda di mesin ATM secara terbalik. Sebagai contoh jika no Pin anda adalah 123456, jadi anda harus memasukkan nombor 654321. Mesin ATM akan mengenalpasti nombor tersebut adalah nombor yg diterbalikkan drpd nombor yg sebenarnya melalui kad anda yg masukkan ke dalam mesin tersebut.
Mesin ATM akan tetap mengeluarkan wang tunai seperti biasa, tapi apa yg kita tidak ketahui, pihak Bank dengan segera akan menghantar pihak berkuasa (Polis) kepada anda. Perkara ini pernah disiarkan di TV baru-baru ini dan ianya menyatakan kaedah ini jarang digunakan disebabkan ramai orang tidak mengetahui akan kewujudan sistem yg seumpama ini.
English translation :
If ever you are being forced to withdraw money from your ATM, you can silently ask for help. All you have to do is to enter your pin number but just reverse the sequence. For example, if your pin number is 123456 then you just enter 654321 and the ATM machine will recognise this distress call.
Money will still be withdrawn for your safety but the robber/robbers does not know that the bank has notified the proper authorities and aid is just momentarily away. A very smart system incoporated in all ATMs but seldom used because most of the public doesn't know it exist. So spread the word of it to your family and friends.

UMNO Communism

A Malay-language edition of a Catholic paper has been banned by the Government for their use of the word "Allah".

Herald newspaper editor Father Lawrence Andrew was surprised when he failed to have the paper's license to print their Malay edition renewed last Tuesday. Another petty move by our Government in restricting medias not controlled by them.

Operation UMNO Communism is well and truly on its way.....

Thursday, January 1, 2009

RTM to air more about Israeli evils - what about Palestine's war crimes???

Information Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek said that Radio Televisyen Malaysia or RTM will be airing more footage of Israeli atrocities against the Palestinian people. This was said to allow Malaysians to view for themselves the atrocities committed by Israelis on the Palestinians, the killings of innocent people and the loss of property due to bombings.

The continous condemnation from our government at Israel only goes to show how racist our nation's leader are. From day one they have been criticising the Israelis but what about the Palestinians' atrocities. They have failed to mention any about it. This Israel-Palestine conflict is now an all out full blooded war and atrocities of killing, murder, rape, terrorism, bombings and even massacres are synonymous. What is there for the 2 countries to complain about when knowing that is what war brings but still elected to engage in hostile confrontations. What right does our country or any other have in determining who is right or wrong. It takes two to wage a war and parties invovle are to blame regardless of who spitted first.

Our country's national media should make this and any other war an example to our future generations that war is not the last option, it should not even be an option at all. Instead the Government's one sided airing of Israeli misdeeds only suggest to the young minds that we should take sides, in this case the Palestine as they are majority Muslims. This will only create prejudice of Muslims in our country towards others. Clever but dangerous racial ploy by our Government in trying to win back support of the Muslims for UMNO.

Even our ex-Prime Minister has jump on the bandwagon of condemning the Israelis. That is why wars never seem to have a peaceful solution to end it because these individuals taking advantage of the situation to gain some political mileage. Malaysia should maintain its neutrality if it really has intentions of peace and work with other countries in finding a peaceful agreeable solution for both Israel and Palestine instead of hypocritically criticising America for doing nothing and indirectly encouraging Israel. What have the Malaysian Government contributed apart from talking crap.....well, the answer is absolutely nothing!!!

In recent attacks on Palestine, Israeli military aircraft have bombed several targets in Gaza killing more than 300 people, mostly defenseless civilians which includes women and children. Till date more than 600 Palestinians have been injured in the attacks. Lives have been lost, families broken and damages to the country's already poor infrastructure resulting to loses in the millions. Yes, this is the heavy-handed ways of the Israelis on the Palestinians. Yes, they deserve hell's condemnation but Palestine too have their share of war crime atrocities.

Palestinians war tactics against Israelis has always been that of terrorism plus guerilla styled warfare. They have been using churches and hospitals as a fighting position, using ambulances to transport explosives, using whellchair bound man as cover, carried out suicide bombings, Palestinian soldiers dressed in Israeli uniforms, murdering young Israeli girls, using vehicles of the media to ferry suicide bombers, executed captives that were not even involved in hostilities and even using their own Palestinian flesh and blood including women and children as cover when engaging in battle.

Yes, these are the shocking war crimes of Palestinians are guilty of that our Government conveniently omitted from telling us. The Government's promotion of Palestine has seen about 1,000 of our students from Universiti Malaya’s Academy of Islamic Studies and the Sultan Ismail Petra International Islamic College (Kias) demonstrating at Dataran Kias as a protest against the Israeli aggression. The students were seen with banners bearing the words "We Condemn the Israeli Attacks on Palestine", "We Muslim Students Protest the Jewish Brutality" and "Boycott Israeli Goods". They also burnt an effigy of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and the Jewish flag. Do these students actually know that they are supporting murderers too???

Using the current war between Israel and Palestine is a cheap and dispicable tactic that the UMNO masterminded Government is harbouring on for political reasons only. If anything that RTM wants to air it should be atrocities of both countries and the negatives of hostile offensive engagement. Armed confrontation should never be the solution even if the opposite party drew first blood. War has shown over the years that it doesn't solve anything.

Condolences and sympathy goes out to all those that have lost their loved ones and to those who have survived so far, your safety and well being is in all our prayers. The new year is here and hope and prayers are axtended to all Israelis and Palestinians that there maybe an end soon to their conflict. May this year be the beginning of many more years to come of peace for them and for all human kind.

chai pasak