It's kiss ass time!!!

Only 5 years and 5 months (come March 2009) ago Malaysia experienced a change in its leadership. Tun Mahathir's administration came to an end and began the administration of Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Come March 2009, Malaysia once again will go through the Premiership change as Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi steps down and gives way to Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

What can be expected of the DSNTR administration???

Pretty much the same old crap la.

Of course there will be changes like in the Government's policies and reforms but basically it is just a change of name with the same results, the enrichment of the PM and his fellow cronies. The Rakyat as always will suffer the get rich scheme of these politicians. So what's new right.....

This might be new, the introduction of the new ISA C4 unit. Their purpose, to stick a pack of C4 explosives up your ass if you are deemed a threat to the PM and cronies job security. The detonator, nah, not Najib. Most probably the pleasure on pushing the button will be given to his wife. At least like this we can't say that she do nothing like DSAAB's wife, Jeanne, apart from just standing and smiling beside the hubby, she doesn't do anything else.

Advice for Khairi Jamaluddin, you'd better stop making so much noise and cause ripples just because your father-in-law is still the PM now. 5 months will come and go so quickly that by the time you step up to the post of UMNO Youth Chief your father-in-law would be stepping down already and then you will be step on all over. Poor fella, this time he can't go sobbing to his daddy-in-law.....Muahaha!!!

For those who wanna get into the good graces of the incoming PM, you may and better start kissing his ass and carrying his old wrinkled dangling balls now.

Get in queue now, don't miss the bandwagon. The well known 'Yes' men 'Muakz Muakz' ass kissing ministers I'm sure has already taken their number and patiently waiting their turn lo.

All the politicians have nothing to complain about though. Think they are some what happy and relieved la for it is not Anwar that's next to be the PM. If not they'll have to learn a whole new ball game or should I say.....a whole new anal game.....Hehehe!!!

Ministers - Najib ok la, maybe ass a bit more smelly smelly la but no problem. Kiss ass and 'angkat bola' only ma. Dah buat bertahun-tahun, dah biasa. If Anwar susah oh, kiss ass he don't like. He 'ai tong ka cheng kang eh ah'.....PAIN PAIN AH!!!

Ahmad Ismail's 3 years suspension - Is it a mere tap on the wrist or is it a slap in the face again for DSAAB...

As anticipation was high awaiting the outcome of the UMNO Supreme Council meeting deciding the fate of racist Datuk Ahmad Ismail, the decision though when it eventually came was every bit as dissappointing as the DSAAB leadership has been.

It was very much like an over hyped movie that you've waited long and patiently for. You queue up in line to get tickets to the first screening in order to have bragging rights that you were one of the first to have watched it, then on openning night you make all the neccessary arrangement up to the point of mapping your journey to the cineplex to avoid any traffic that may cause you to miss the openning credits. At last you are sitted just in time as the first credit begins to roll. With popcorns in your hands and a gleeful smile on your face you begin to focus all your attention and concentration to the movie. As the closing credits roll down you realise it was nothing more than a well marketed under budget movieand cliche filled drama with the same old boring story line.....What a RIP OFF!!!

And that is exactly what it was. After 3 hours of discussion the UMNO Supreme Council finally came to an agreement on the so said stern action against Ahmad as promised by DSAAB.

Here is the 'bargained' stern action that Ahmad got;

• Stripped off all post that is held by him for 3 years,
• Suspension of party membership rights for 3 years.

Amazingly it took 3 hours for a room supposedly filled with intellectual of great wisdom to come up with 2 very light weighted next to nothing action against Ahmad. For the crime of fanning racial tension with racist remarks, the punishment doesn't weight to the crime at all.

Ahmad himself must have been surprised and relieved of such a minimal punishment. Evidently from the almost immediate press conference held by Ahmad, with his ever cocky face still unremorseful and beaming with arrogance, continued his attack on Gerakan President, Tan Sri Koh Tsu Koon to step down and still showed defiance that he did no wrong and was justified in his "Chinese are immigrants and squatters in this country and deserve no rights".

Here are some disturbing observation;

1. Ahmad accepted the UMNO Supreme Council decision on him but remained unrepentful of his provocative, inflammatory and racist remarks and he will not apologise.
2. Ahmad declared that his 'suspension' would not stop him from being active in the party and hinted that if his division was smart enough and created a post for a division advisor, then constitutionally he has every right to hold that post.
3. Ahmad announced immediate plans to tour the country and explain to all UMNO divisions on the issue and declared "I promise one thing - I will make a comeback to UMNO".
4. Ahmad's immediate press conference held at the UMNO head quarters at PWTC, Kuala Lumpur straight after the UMNO Supreme Council meeting show that he is not a mere one man show 'Rambo' but clearly has powerful UMNO backing, evident as Ahmad's press conference was graced with the presence of UMNO Secretary-General Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Mansor.
5. With the announcement of the near nothing discipline action, publicly announcing the 'advisor' loop hole for him to stay active in his party division and the very presence of the UMNO Secretary-General at his press conference makes one think whether all these was actually just an UMNO charade and there is 'more than meets the eye' on the 'pendatang' remark and the not so long ago "Babi balik Cina" Bar Council issue.....Hmm???
6. The suspiciously failure of the UMNO Supreme Council to take any action whatsoever against the 13 Penang UMNO division leaders who had supported Ahmad's stance over the justification of his racial slurs.
7. Even his 'Datukshit' was not stripped from him. The 'Datuk' title usually are awarded to individuals who have served the country well or have made the country proud may it be in politics, good governance, humanitarian efforts and sports achievements but now there is a new way of getting it, apart of course as we all know...buying it, is to be an UMNO member, then get elected as an MP and then make unity disruptive racial remarks.
8. As DSAAB has come out and state publicly many times that the racist remarks made by Ahmad was very provocative and inflammatory which is fanning racial tension and is jeopardising the peace and harmony on the nation, then how come the Homeland Ministry hasn't taken up charges of sedition under the ISA. With his unremorseful defiance and his continued racist mouth shooting off flares, isn't he now considered a threat to national security!!!

All in all, the action taken by the UMNO Supreme Council should be deemed satisfactory cause they can only take action against Ahmad within the law and boundaries of a political party but DSAAB as the head of our country has not taken any action against Ahmad on behalf of the Rakyat against Ahmad's racist slurs in accordance to our nation's laws. Further action by the police and Homeland Ministry should ensue. Failure to do so only would suggest that any person holding an MP post in the ruling coalition party is only bound by the rules and regulations of his/her party and exempted from the laws of Malaysia.

Fair to say that the seriousness of Ahmad's racist remarks has only been punished with a mere, gentle loving tap on the wrist by DSAAB. Day after day, issues after issues, DSAAB has shown that he is an incapable and weak in leading UMNO as president and leading Malaysia as Prime Minister.

The racist Ahmad issue and the action that was taken against him definately is more of 'another slap and egg' in the face of DSAAB. Maybe if DSAAB was to announced that;

• Ahmad will be stripped of his 'Datukshit', and
• further charges of sedition will be taken up against Ahmad under the ISA,

then maybe then he might have earned himself back a little respect from the Rakyat. As he has not, the pitiful DSAAB has instead etched himself in our nation's history and will be a folklore legend of many many years to come as the worst, weakest and most moronic Prime Minister ever to have graced the Commander-in-Chief post of this great country.

The state with the best ministers in Malaysia...Sarawak!!!

Sarawak's ministers definately wins the award for best 'BN and DSAAB suck up and ass kissing ministers'. If and when DSAI becomes PM, then the award will be for best 'letting Anwar anal their asses ministers'.

These 'pengampu' ministers wouldn't mind it a little bit at all I'm sure. All they care about is their high paying salary position in the government and their 'Datukshit'. Then when Pakatan Rakyat takes over as the ruling party they will all frog leap over despite saying otherwise now. Their excuse.....they have to fight and take care of the people in their constituency so they need to maintain their position in the government. What a lot of bull but trust me, that's what this spineless ministers will do!!!

The minute they were asked whether they had signed the loyalty pledge crap, like well trained dogs, they all lineup with their tails wagging, drooling and tongue sticking out ready to lick DSAAB arse.

One lady minister even said that she sign the pledge immediately once it was presented to her. These ministers really don't deserve to have their position cause the well being, rights and welfare of the Rakyat were never in their minds at all. Those that sign the pledge without even a thought about it are still deaf and blind to the call of the Rakyat.

So if you read this article and see in the papers in the coming days that the Sarawak ministers come out and say that they did sign the pledge with the welfare of the Rakyat in their minds, you can tell them to shove it cause that is just all cock and bull talk...so predictable!!! If it really happens then they will lose all the respect and credibility that the Rakyat have for them, if there is any left anyway.

So sad cause Sarawak is not known for suck ups but famous for its resilient warrior fighting spirit. The ministers now should remember those old day warriors cause they are now the modern day warriors of the people of Sarawak. So ministers, if ever there was a doubt in your mind about the capabilities of the present government under the leadership of DSAAB, don't let your proud ancestors and people down and don't shame our proud heritage. Stand up, walk tall and fight for the rights and welfare of the people of Sarawak and in turn we will stand behind you, walk with you and respect you.....

"ENCANG SARAWAK ENCANG!!!"

Joke of the day...

"After legal process has taken place, any parties who feels he had been violated or victimised could resort to 'muhabalah' (swearing in the name of Allah). That is the opinion of the National Fatwa Council." -Datuk Seri Dr. Ahmad Zahid Hamidi the Minister in the Prime Minister's Department.

Does this fellow knows what he is yapping about. His statement just raises the issue more on our judicial system.

Now, after the courts has made every possible consideration and has passed judgement, all you have to do is just swear and the verdict may be reversed.

So why do we even bother with the long, tedious and expensive legal process and just skip to swearing!!! Who needs the judges anymore, all that is needed is the holy book of Quran.

What about us non Muslims?!! Poor us, what are we gonna swear on to prove our innocence...

From statements like this and coming from a minister from the Prime Minister's Department, no wonder our Prime Minister is so weak and lame, cause the idiot is surrounded by morons!!!

BADA-WImps out from attending international conference...

The 54th Commonwealth Parliamentary Conference was held yesterday morning at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre. Foreign dignitaries, invited guests and members of the local and foreign press was punctual to arrive 9.30am to the event according to the function programme as DSAAB was scheduled to arrive at 9.50am to officiate the opening ceremony.


At 10am and late as usual the guest of honour finally arrives. An announcement goes up on the PA and blares the convntion hall, "Ladies and gentlemen, announcing the arrival of the........Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak".........DSNTR???!!! What happened to DSAAB???


Could be seen clearly the disappointment of everyone present at this sudden change of event especially on the faces of the foreign dignitaries and members of the press both local and foreign. Cabinet ministers who were present seem unfazed though so they must have been informed before hand of DSAAB's no show or plainly they just couldn't care less.



Here's some disturbing observation from the conference-



1. Noticeably was the many empty seats in the front first few rows which was supposed to be occupied by our cabinet ministers. Bad enough that no prior announcement was given of the absence of DSAAB, the cabinet ministers as well didn't even bother to show up at this international event........HOW RUDE!!!


DSNTR did however apologise on behalf of DSAAB but didn't state what urgent business of the state that had prevented DSAAB from fulfilling his long standing engagement which would have been finalised well in advance with the Prime Minister's Office!!!

2. According to the programme, the Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin is to deliver a 10 minute speech followed by a 30 minute keynote address by the Prime Minister or in this case the Deputy Prime Minister. What was unusual was the Speaker's speech was much much longer and the keynote address by DSNTR was very very short.

3. The theme for this international get together was "Expanding the Role of Parliament in Global Society : Environment, Development and Security". Good theme I must say but I can guess why DSNTR had nothing much to say in his speech cause in the past five months since the March 8 "political tsunami" which saw the end of Barisan Nasional's 2/3 parliamentary majority and UMNO political hegemony, nothing has been done on "Expanding the Role of Parliament in Malaysian Society" - may it be reforms in general or establishing parliamentary select committee in particular.

4. DSAAB's last minute no show, was it caused by all the slack that has been thrown at his face till he is embarass to attend or fear more slack being thrown at him at the conference. Guess his popularity ratings which has plunged from 91% to an all time low of 42% and getting hit with more crap at this international event will definately do him no good but opting not to show up just solidifies the fact that he ia a leader of no calibre and weak........What a WIMP!!!

But the most disturbing observation among all would be the fact that did the 600 foreign delegates and their spouses, and some local Commonwealth Parliamentary Association members were looking and thinking that they are viewing some one who is hounded by allegations of involvement in the murder of Mongolian beauty Altantuya Shaariibu........

.........could actually be Malaysia's next PRIME MINISTER!!!

Why DSAAB is still PM

Reason why DSAAB is still our PM, cause the rest of the ministers are just interested in kissing his ass to keeping their job safe then go against and fight for the benefit and welfare of the Rakyat. So sad to think that's its the Rakyat who trusted and appointed them there and worst still, it's the Rakyat that's paying for their salary!!!