Joke of the day...

At the discussion session for upgrade of Defense Ministry helicopters' project tender.

Najis: Your bid is 3 million. How do you justify your tender sum?

Stupid tenderer: 1 million for labour, 1 million for materials and 1 million for expenses and a little profit.

Najis: Ok. Thank you. Next!

Next tenderer walks in and takes a seat.....

Najis: Your bid is 6 million. How do you justify your tender sum?

Wasting their time tenderer: 2 million for labour, 2 million for materials and 2 million for expenses and a little profit.

Najis: Ok. Thank you. Next!

3rd tenderer walks in and takes a seat.....

Najis: Your bid is 9 million. This is way above everyone else. How do you justify your tender sum?

Smart tenderer: 3 million for YOU, 3 million for ME, and we get the stupid 1st Tenderer to do it for 3 million.

Najis: Muahaha!!! You got the job.....

Najis: .....it's all mine, MINE!!! Woohoo!!!